I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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