I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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