what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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