So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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