I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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