We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Randomize
