Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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