I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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