why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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