i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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