the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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