So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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