i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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