Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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