That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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