i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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