she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Oh Jesus.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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