Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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