I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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