You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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