I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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