how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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