the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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