Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you win again, gameday.
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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