I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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