it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
