is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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