I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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