Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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