Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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