In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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