what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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