There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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