make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
my shit smells like andre
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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