it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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