News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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