tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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