I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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