you would pick up someone in the library
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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