it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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