Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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