Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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