is this the sara with the beer cane?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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