May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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