so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm both gender and math confused
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
