You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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