Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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