What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Sorry about my life...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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