I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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