Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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