its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
if i can run in heels then i can drive
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Shame - the story of my life.
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