How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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