The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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