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(404): View more from Georgia

last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.

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(646): View more from New York

He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.

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(251): View more from Alabama

how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?

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(587): View more from Alberta

Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea

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(513): View more from Ohio

Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?

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(516): View more from New York

She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.

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(330): View more from Ohio

That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.

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No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.

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