yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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